My girlfriend said my skin is too pale. WTH is her problem?

omg ur y! i would do bad things to u son....tell her to piss off cuz paler is better, and tanning salons are going out of business anyway, so by not going u will be helping take down a big unhealthy corporation. plus, why the hell would u want a tan when it isnt summer anyway? ur gf is prolly a , u should come hang with me instead;)