If Glenn Beck or Bill O' Reilly ran for president would you vote for them?

I know I would. They are the most intelligent and rational men on this planet. I don't even care that Mr. Beck doesn't have a college diploma or any credibility he's the smartest man to walk the face of this earth. Don't even get me started with Mr. O'Reilly, he is the epitome of openmindedness and he is a true patriot.